This is great.
The first one made me lol.
I'm confused as to whether that dash isn't a hyphen.It could be Lehyphena <--- which means Fat Hyena in spanish. I think you should have to take a competency test to be allowed the right to have children.
When I have a kid I'm gonna give them some ridiculously stupid name just so I can laugh about it.
ha, that second one is freaking crazy..
don't forget to follow everyone in his followes